Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I found out I'm a prince of that place Downstairs
In Japanese Assiah born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Punching Yuki's bullies outside the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started killing pigeons in my neighbourhood
I met one little demon and my dad got scared
And said, "You're moving with your brother to True Cross, mon cher"
He whistled for a cab and when it came near
It was a hot pink limo with a chauffeur in the mirror
If anything I could say that this limo was boss
But I thought, nah, forget it, yo homes to True Cross!
I pulled up to the school about seven or eight
And yelled to Mephisto, "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Downstairs